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A Letter to the PeopleThe first Update in almost 4 months, is still awful. I am sorry. -Paul " I know im bad at this and you can stop telling me" Carroll Colorado Part DeuxSo Christmas rolls around, and Ryan and I go "Colorado eh?!" you know. Well anyways, we decided to tear up some Colorado snowboarding adventure. There was really nothing else to do the week after christmas, and neither of us have jobs. So we headed west. Once again we traveled through the worst state ever, Nebraska, I'll get more into that later. There were a bunch of crazy characters we ran into along the way. Here is our story. -StublagtheDeatherator The MockumentaryEveryone has watched the trailer for Stublag The Ninja. Everyone marveled at its greatness. And everyone is eagerly awaiting the movie's release. Although the movie is nowhere near completion, the mocumentary detailing some information about the film is available. Check it out. Dearest November,Forgive me for I have forgotten you competely. It is not entirely my fault, because of the simple fact that I did nothing exciting during November. Sure, theres Thanksgiving, but hay, who really did anything worth writing down? thats right, noone. I ate turkey and stuff, that was grand. Other than the turkey feast, nothing. I slept. I ate apples. I slept some more. It was more or less an endless sleeping fest. So here is my formal apology: November, I am sorry. Not to mention that my camera is broken, look at that sorry rubber band on there. come on.-Paul Carroll Hour 10 Indifferobot"So now. Its like totallie halloween and I decided I needed a kickin rad costome from outer space. After pondering a few ideas, such as, astronaut, toaster, drawr for pots and pans, I decided on the INDIFFEROBOT. The Indifferobot may seem like an elementary concept, but it is far more. You might be all like. "dooder. thats like only a few boxes. You suck." Well no, for one, I dont suck. And two. This costume owns your soul." Enjoy it in Dial Up greatness! >>here Or, if you rule,(broadband) >>here! Hey you know what, read both. they are both wonderful advendures in Richfield.(very different stories) -Paul "Libertarian" Carroll Professional Procrastination"If you havent noticed lately. I've been to busy to do much of anything lately. Somtimes its a problem with time constraints, other times its problems with my profession, procrastination. Being a professional procrastinator comes from my year and a half of working at Circuit City. I now can put off doing pretty much anything for as long as the day allows. This is what happened earlier today. (narroroated by that one guy with the rad voice. for your viewing pleasure) " -"PAUULLLL " (giggles) My feeble attempt at art."I was absolutly blown away when I found the site with this odd thing called Rasterbator. (yeah, tee hee, it sounds like the wor-- yeah. got it.) Anyways, what they do is they take an image and blow it up to a huge number of pages or what ever size you want. I decided that I needed to fix something in my room." Pantheroni Colorado."So the other week, I was like, "Ey Mom, Im-a goin to colorado." A few days later she wanted to go to but that first part didnt happen... Lets just start over. Ryan (pictured below numerous times) and I were like, duder, lets go to colorado. and then it was settled, sortof. Well here is the story of our glorious venture West, through the worst state ever, Nebraska." BREAKING NEWS. SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE. GET THEM WHILE IM STILL WILLING TO GET THEM TO YOU SOMEHOW. OMG. Stublag.com Behind the Scenes pt 1."Not even a year ago stublag.com began. When it began it was nothing short of an orange website with a few opinionated paragraphs and the ocassional blurp about a cd i bought, or how much i hate my job. all of that has changed now, a few months later. Stublag.com is now just a place where I mainly tell stories, and thats about it. Who knows, in the months ahead I could mix it up and totally do somthing you will not expect. You just wait and see." Paulthrax Shirts.The other day i realized. I should buy shirts. why not? my next pay check will be huge, and the shirts will rock! Check it out: I dont know about you guys, but i think those shirts are sweet. I think I am ordering about 40 of them so if you want one you'd better talk to me soon enough. Maybe they will be like 6 bucks. that would be good, that houw much they would be to make.yeah so anyways. VOTE ON THE SHIRTS. thanks. Current Results
Happy Birthday to Me"So check it out. Today, June 29, is my birthday. Yes, i share your exitement. I really didnt know what to expect today when i woke up at 2:30, but man, i am glad I did. My mom went all out, and ah, did some cool things. like a whole bunch of things in 18s, that was pretty cool." -The Birthday Boy How and Where to: Waffles"Waffles can be a complicated subject for some people. But those that are waffle-impared are in luck, i know all there is about waffles. How to make waffles, What to do while eating waffles and being extreme. So ah, here is the first part of this story, the how to: waffles. " -Paul Stubby's Crib"You've all seen MTV cribs, of course, who hasn't. The other day i was like, hey, maybe i should do an MTV cribs of my house, that'd probably be pretty sweet. So i did it, yeah." -Your lord and Savior, Paul. Howto:Stublag the Ninja"I dont think anyone has ever come up to me and asked me, "hey paul, what would you be like if you were a super hero. I really wish some one would have. Because today, or well, yes, today, im going to show you all how much of an awesome super hero i would be. " -paul The Chocolate Milk Megaton"The best chocolate milk has been argued about for many many years, I have steeped forward to end the dispute. I would consider my self an expert in the field. With in the last few years i have consumed many many gallons of various chocolate milk. " -Paul Carroll Keep up the good workI dont really think this is any sort of important milestone but check it out!
almost 1000 hits, that rocks. thanks for your time. -paul The Final Circuit City interview Lets get down to business. Matthew is our second, and last interview from Circuit City ever. -paul Extreme Skateboarding Adventure pt.1The other day was very eventful. I am lucky that it was documented. many odd occurences, strange people, and mean old ladies. It all happened within an hour. Lives were lost. Souls were spared. It was, The Myth, The Man, The Legend"few employees of Circuit City ever reach the caliber of the one, the only, John Arkema. John started no to long after i did a little over a year ago. the first few months were pretty tough, with the hitler like boss, Earl. Earl was a short fat man, who was 'mad at the world because his wife was ugly' said Wes Zietlow, another high caliber Circuit City Employee..." -paul today is a wonderful day.welcome to stublag.com version 2. not much works yet. but hey. if it took me three days to get this far. i think you should give me a little slack on the rest. thanks. paul. |
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