Matthew Van Dyke.
Lets get down to business. Matthew is our second, and last interview from Circuit City ever.

Matt began as we all do, a PST pushover/ peeon. Once the sales managers at the time realized his mass know-how with Personal Data Assistants, (PDA), they threw him into a position in computers.

here is his story, in the original context as it was sent to me (all the dailogue (even mine) was written by matthew):

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paul: okay folks, if you enjoyed the first interview with my fellow employee john then you should like this next one. today i talk with one of my many black friends (he he) matthew, he has asked that i with hold his last name for fear lawsuits. but because this is an interview i'll ask anyway.

paul: please state your name.

mvd: matthew

paul: just matthew, because you know at our store there is more then just one

mvd: well i'll give a clue, you could say i'am dick vandyke's mullato
love child

paul: ga! oh, ha ha ha

mvd: you can just call me e.l. fudge

paul: okay mister fudge

e.l.f: that mister stuff is just for the ladies, you can call me e.l. ; its the ladies who got to show respect , its real high class, you know?

paul: right ? so you consider yourself a ladies man

e.l.f: well with the kinds of girls i am with, i guess one could call me
a slut trap

paul: (after returning from the floor
from laughter) ha ha ha!

paul : i guess your pretty "pimp", e.l. fudge

e.l.f: you've got the juice now mister paul

paul: kebbler elf cookies! ha! (with one eyebrow raised)

-paul spell check this and post it., my clie pda and yahoo spell check do not work well together

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Matthew should be an inspiration. An inspiration to hate your job but still go there and stick it out, just because.

the email with this interview was recieved at 3:49am, showing that real heros never sleep.

-paul

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