I was absolutly blown away when I found the site with this odd thing called Rasterbator. (yeah, tee hee, it sounds like the wor-- yeah. got it.) Anyways, what they do is they take an image and blow it up to a huge number of pages or what ever size you want.

I decided that I needed to fix something in my room.

As you see here or have seen before, my name is written on my wall. Many people, if not every person has come into my room and said one of the following:

1. Woah, its your name.
2. Who did that?
3. Is that there so you dont forget your name (hardy har har)
4. Was this written here so you remember this is your room ( that ones my all time favorite)

Anyways, I was like, bingo! (in my head)

And so my venture began. I headed over to http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/ and began my quest to fix my room.

The whole upload/ crop and size part took about 2 minutes. but the printing took about 30. In the end my picture had to be 7x4 sheets of paper... 28 sheets. Luckily, there were a bunch of mostly white pages, and only a few completely black pages.

I began to cut away most of the edges on the sheets, so it kindof over lapped a tad on one side, making it easier to do, and less cutting.

Many sheets were warped and stuff, so to combat this I created the

Stublag-paperflattening-gesture-4000EXT² ©®™

Observe.

Step one. press back of hand sortof firmly on the back of sheet.

Step two. Slide your hand from end to end a few times to get the desired results.

Heres what the entire picture looks like on the ground.

I didnt want to start taping,

but I drank some orange juice ( I totally got pumped up) and then I began.

I had to do some measuring to mark where to start on my wall, I didnt want any "Paul" sticking out. >_>

1/28.

already out of tape? thats absurd!

After a few minutes of frantic searching. tape was found. thumbs up.

I use 4 total tape circle thingys, sure you could have done 3, or use staples, doesnt matter to me. I used four.

Top row, lookin snazzy.

Ahh yeeeah.

I can smell the greatness.

Last piece of paper! kickin rad.

And the final product.

Pretty darn awesome if you ask me, I am just glad noone can say any of those stupid things about my wall anymore.

Success. (on second look it seems as if i wet myself in that last picture. :\. I guess I was just that happy at the time.)

Have a good one.

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