The best chocolate milk has been argued about for many many years, I have steeped forward to end the dispute. I would consider my self an expert in the field. With in the last few years i have consumed many many gallons of various chocolate milk. This guide will use a very simple rating system as pictured below, as normal, 1 = not so good and 5 = very good:

/ 5

So lets shake some up and rip away some safety seals as i get this underway.

 

The first one here is Nesquick, i think they have something positive goin gon here with the rabbit it and all, because we all know bunnies symbolize tasty things, (trix, cadbury eggs, or just easter in general).

well, i already dont like this one because the safety seal is rediculously hard to open, ill try again in a second after i catch my breath.

alright, i think there someone got their marshmellows in this chocolate milk, because it tastes more like marshmellow milk that chcolate milk.

/5

Next on deck here is, Schroeder's lofat chocolate milk. The packaging on this one is pretty weird, its brown and says chcolate on the side.

One positive thing on this milk is that there isnt a safety seal, so open it up and you are in chcolate milk heaven. I would rate it higher, but it is a tad bland so:

/5

Next up is the milk that i drink every day at lunch, Land o Lakes fat free chocolate milk.

Everyday of the school year i choke down one or two of these at lunch, and they havent gotten any better. The chocolate milk is very watery and bad.

/5

The next on the list is probably the most popular of the milks i found at various stores, YooHoo. I think i had YooHoo once before, but i dont remember what it tasted like, lets have a look, shall we?

First off, that cap too waay to long to unscrew, i am already not very happy with yoohoo, lets hope it tastes better.

Well thats too bad. This crap tastes like cold, hot cocoa, and its pretty watered down also.

/5

Here is a new product i have never seen before. It seems to be some sort of hyper awesome space age highspeed shake from space! or something.

Hypercow is the official name, but other than the poorly sketched cow on the front, this drink seems pretty mild. lets check'r out.

I am offended.

This is the absolute worst chcolate milk i have ever had in my whole life. Not only is it caffinated, i think, but it tastes like chcolate milk mixed with, sprite, maybe, or something else that would go really bad with chocolate milk, like mayonnaise.

/5

 

The next claims to be a Shake, i think. Hershey's Milkshake, creamy chocolate. good thing the bottle looks cool, lets cross our fingers for no safety seal.

Well there was a safety seal, but it was easy to remove, so i wont hold it against this milk.

Oh wow. this is delicous. This is probably the thickest chocolate milk i have ever had and it is delicious! go get it now!

/5

The second to last milk is another contender in the Extra Rich category coming from Schroeder. Lets hope Schroeder gets their act together on this one after their fluke with the normal kind of chocolate milk.

No safetyseal, thats good. hmm. it seems that schroeder has once again fallen flat on thier face with this one. Ill give them some credit for trying to fight in the big leauges.

/5

The final milk is the hometown milk of my family, Kemps Skim Chocolate milk.

Ive been seen drinking large amounts of this on many occaisions. This milk has seen me through some pretty long, and thirsty times. As you can see (pictured on right) i dont think i ever sit at home with out a large glass of chocolate milk. Some may say that this milk is nothing special, and it isn't, its just downright soild chcolate milk.

/5

and that ends another journey into the land that is my house, and, a gas station, and 10 dollars, and 2 hours. Yes. That is all and have a safe drive home.

-stubby

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